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Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell
Me:Couldn't find it at first
Me:But now I'm here
— 11 hours ago with 663469 notes

amoyed:

j6:

gape me wide before you go… summertime prolapse

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(via ninetypercentstardust)

— 11 hours ago with 5316 notes
doctorsassysteinbutt:

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

BLESS YOU

doctorsassysteinbutt:

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

BLESS YOU

(Source: prrrk03, via that0one0guy0named0max)

— 14 hours ago with 404686 notes

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via glitteringunicornzxzx)

— 15 hours ago with 637643 notes

navel:

If I go missing, use the selfie that has the most notes on it

(via pink-bunnyyyy)

— 15 hours ago with 59870 notes

wetmyplants:

scariest feeling in the world:

when you hear a bug

but don’t see it

(via pink-bunnyyyy)

— 15 hours ago with 56888 notes

sehunno:

I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like

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"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME" 

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(Source: taehyungizm, via pink-bunnyyyy)

— 15 hours ago with 122322 notes

jellyfish-ghoul:

perkygeekyfangirl:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

i can here the hetalia fandom running towards us in the distance

*Demonic ‘Nee Nee Papa’s in the distance*

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— 1 month ago with 99702 notes